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Joke of the Day

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim."

"A roofer is working on a house and falls through the ceiling and the people on the inside say, ""nice of you to drop in."""

"I can't tell if I'm an alcoholic or a necrophiliac... ... I just love to crack open a cold one every once in a while."

"Minimum Wage, Maximum Rage: The life of a Twitter opinion haver"

"I Don't Nap Because I Have Tentonitish I fall asleep around 2 and don't wake up till ten tonightish"

"Probably the worst time to ask ""shouldn't we go on a date first?"" is after getting handcuffed by a police officer."

"And on the 8th day, He said ""Oh I'll make carbs delicious AND fattening LOL!"""

"A whale is having a conversation with its son. Son: ""Hey Dad, where did I come from?"" Dad: ""From my dick, son"" Son: ""Uhhh, thanks?"" Dad: ""You're whalecum"""

"Pandas are proof that if you have a cute enough outfit no one will call you fat."

"Why didn't the life guard save the hippy? Beacuse he was to ""far out man""."