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Joke of the Day
"How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know, I left early."
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"I like my coffee like I like my women... Black. Bitter. And preferably farmed by African slaves"
"Everybody thinks they are cool... Until they fuck up a handshake with a black guy."
"What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys? Coach."
"""I want you back in my arms..."" - me, drowsily, to the bag of blood hanging beside the donation bed"
"Never date an Aztec woman... They'll rip your heart out :("
"You auto complete me."
"So, did you hear what Lateesha get on her SATs? Barbecue sauce."
"Bestiality People who take part in bestiality are fucking animals!"
"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits till you're 12 to come on your face."