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Joke of the Day
"Bestiality People who take part in bestiality are fucking animals!"
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"What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !"
"She blinded me with science! (Specifically, a botched LASIK surgery.)"
"I can't wait til my kids become adults so I can go over their houses & throw clean laundry all over the floor."
"I visited Karl Marx's grave in London yesterday. It was just another Communist plot."
"How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring"
"Three women are sitting at a bar talking about how loose they are... One can fit in a sausage, one can fit in a cucumber and the third one just slides down onto the bar stool."
"Father walks in son's room and catches him masturbating........ Father says, ""Son if you don't stop that you'll go blind."" Son responds, ""Dad, I am over here."""
"The IRA have been fighting for Irish reunification since the 70s. . . All they needed to do was vote for the Conservatives."
"5 out of 6 people would recommend it... 5 out of 6 people who played Russian roulette, would recommend it to others."