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Joke of the Day
"Never date an Aztec woman... They'll rip your heart out :("
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"How do u kill a blonde paraplegic with one arm hanging from a tree? Wave"
"How do you drown a hipster? Convince them breathing under water is the new fad."
"*does 3 or 4 pretty accurate karate kicks in front of a girl* ""Ya as I was saying my dad went to middle school with the drummer from Tesla"""
"I crossed the road, walked into a bar and changed a light bulb Then I realized my life is a joke..."
"What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much? Musl'im"
"The Obama Administration just created 100 million jobs @ Dell and Comcast by cutting power in India."
"My wife is like a piece of Sodium Carbide She's dangerous when wet"
"My very attractive doctor told me I had to stop masturbating ""Why?"" I asked. ""Because I'm trying to examine you"""
"what do you call a deer with no eyes? 'No idea.....' 'What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?' 'Still no idea.......' My all time favourites :)"