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Joke of the Day
"Everybody thinks they are cool... Until they fuck up a handshake with a black guy."
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"A soldier keeps a mug upside down and tells the sergeant: - I can't drink from this mug. It has no opening. The sergeant examines the mug and says: - You are right. And besides this it has no bottom."
"My own personal hell sounds great, actually"
"This woman just stared at the beer in my cup holder, like she's never seen a cup holder on a grocery cart before."
"Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones? They were just 2G's"
"How do you get a date on Tinder? Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated."
" Is this the real life? Are you a manatee? Let's beat up french fries I should lay off the LSD "
"Once someone called an Indian man Asian. He did not get offended because you are dumb. India resides IN south Asia thus all Indians are Asian."
"If I had a dollar for every time I fell for a tweeter instead of a real person, I could pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need."
"I love a girl with a trimmed bush.... Only because its makes it easier to see her through the window at night."