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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Black. Bitter. And preferably farmed by African slaves"

"Dad got his son a birthday card A dad got his son a bday card that said ""Holey cow! It's your birthday!"" And it had a picture of a cow with holes in it."

"I know how to pronounce worcestershire until I see it written."

"What is the most common disease for lettuce? Icebergers"

"Canadian Army training is 6 weeks of learning how to throw a snowball."

"How does Hitler line people up to get ready for mass genocide? Jew by Jew"

"Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school? She wanted to be a nurse."

"TECH TIP: to prolong your iPhone's battery life, keep it surrounded by a small Druidic altar of oak leaves and blanched chicken bones #tech"

"What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song? Crimea river"

"Don't trust anybody who owns a working printer."