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Joke of the Day
"Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG? Because other stores are too mainSteam."
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"Why did AT&T have the worst wedding? No reception."
"Just realized, We stare at screens, have fake farms, cities and animals and poke people.Think about it. Facebook is a mental hospital and we're the patients."
"So, this woman stopped to ask me if my hair color was ""supposed to look natural."" My hair is purple, guys. Purple."
"if you have a dirty lift raft... does it make it a dingy dingy?"
"Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger's property and make a non-negotiable demand."
"What is the best ""bang for your buck""? Vaseline."
"If someone casts me in a live musical I promise to go off book and start talking about 9/11"
"I bet a heroin addict could find a needle in a haystack."
"""There's no '1' in ' team.'"" - guy who wrote ""Se7en"""