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Joke of the Day
"""There's no '1' in ' team.'"" - guy who wrote ""Se7en"""
Next Joke
"What do you call an illegitimate female cow? Miss Steak"
"Repent! Seek jesus! Judgement approaches!"
"I'm thinking of investing in a start-up company that produces religious icons. I guess you could say that I'm engaging in idol speculation."
"What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ? Reptiles !"
"I still have a landline. Or as I like to call it, Cell Phone Finder."
"What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its hips."
"Hi, I'm your car's radio. I'll be playing terrible music during your trip, but once you get out of the car I'll play your favorite song."
"""Ice, Ice, Baby, Vanilla, Ice, Ice, Baby."" - Worst cocktail recipe ever"
"I do most of my parenting on Facebook. My kids post that they're smoking pot and having unprotected sex and I reply with a sad emoticon :-(."