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Joke of the Day
"I bet a heroin addict could find a needle in a haystack."
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"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopus"
"Analysts have recently uncovered the reason behind Obama's recent activity He is practicing for a golf war."
"The only people who truly know your story, are the ones that helped you write it."
"2nd grade poop joke going around. Knock knock. Who's there? Schmelmop."
"Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach? A: Sandwitch"
"I put the STD in STUD... And all I'm missing is you."
"""Don't let your inner child die!"" could be a slogan for an anti abortion campaign."
"How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall? Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!"
"You know, sometimes bad things happen to exactly the right people."