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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirate's most favorite letter? [A letter of marque](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_of_marque)."

"i heard they were giving away batteries down the local discount store turns out they were free of charge."

"What do you call a chinese pedophile? Pok Um Yung"

"Friend: I'm getting married! Me: Have you considered just letting a homeless man sleep on your couch, instead?"

"Anal sex is a lot like broccoli makes you fart"

"I can't understand why the Nike store's ""vodka drinking couch pants"" are labeled ""yoga pants""."

"Do you like Dragons? Cause I'm gunna be dragon these balls across your face!"

"Some people say that it's impossible to have fun and burn calories.. I suppose those people have never burned a fattie."

"Did John Knott mind being the only cited author on his group's research paper? Knott, et al."

"'gamer' & 'foodie' are bullshit labels because they suggest you are something b/c you passively enjoy something everyone passively enjoys"