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Joke of the Day
"Eating chocolate pudding from a diaper is a good way to get a whole row to yourself at the cinema."
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"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture."
"What's a Jehovah's Witness's favorite band? The Doors."
"i like to say ""so long"" in an asian accent is that so wrong?"
"Waiter there's a fly swimming in my soup! Then we've served you too much soup the fly should be wading"
"John was going through a rough time, he lost his job and couldn't pay rent. Everything was hopeless when suddenly, he remembered... mitochondria is the power house of the cell."
"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" And the horse says, ""I'm finally realizing that my alcoholism is driving my family apart."""
"My dyslexic brother just did the ice bucket challenge. He keeps asking how this helps people who use American Sign Language."
"How do you get a Criminal to stop running? Play the national anthem"
"Damn, girl, are you Terms and Conditions? Because I just want to blindly agree to whatever you say."