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Joke of the Day
"Anal sex is a lot like broccoli makes you fart"
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"Terrorist Jokes. They'll make you explode with laughter."
"Splashed myself while washing the dishes naked At least I can say I got my dick wet"
"Why is math a scumbag? Because it borrows the one and never gives it back."
"No matter how kind you are... ...German children will always be kinder. Edit: Since you guys seem to like German jokes so much."
"Obi-wan: These aren't the droids Stormtrooper: They look like them Obi: So all droids look the same to you? Trooper: No, I- Obi: Racist"
"Joke's on you skinny people, my iPad fits just fine in my back pocket."
"'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail."
"Here's a pie chart on procrastination."
"I love picking out my wife's panties except this isn't my house and now some dudes are yelling for me to come downstairs with my hands up"