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Joke of the Day

"i heard they were giving away batteries down the local discount store turns out they were free of charge."

"MIND BENDER: Take your age. Now subtract 3. That's how old you were three years ago."

"Son: "" Mom, am I ... ugly? "" Mother: "" I told you not to call me Mom in public, now stay away further. """

"You should never accept gift from a German The German/English bilingual crowd should be the safest ;)"

"Mexican jokes and Black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan, you've heard Jamal"

"Stop changing your profile picture in a desperate attempt to get compliments."

"""Hey kids, you like candy?"" I said to my own kids, luring them into my van so I could get them to school and be at work on time."

"The name ""groundhog"" suggests the presence of sea and skyhogs and I am not sure how I feel about that."

"How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes? I bet he has to leave the room."

"TIFU by sending my nudes to everyone in my address book Cost me a fortune in stamps"