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Joke of the Day
"It takes patience to listen.. it takes skill to pretend you're listening."
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"A ladies magazine told me to compliment my wifes booty. So I told her I was glad it wasn't hairy. I need a place to stay"
"Why do native Americans make the best strippers? Because when they dance, they make it rain"
"how is bungee jumping like having sex? a life depends on whether or not the rubber breaks"
"How come we never see hideous fish men around any more? Dagon."
"I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend Until the LSD wears off and I'm actually dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park"
"Whoever smelt it, dealt it So technically officer, that weed is yours."
"I saw a black man carrying a TV... so I was worried that mine had been stolen, but when I got home I found it was still mowing the lawn."
"How do you know a vocalist is at your door? She can't find the key and doesn't know where to come in."
"What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving? Still no idea."