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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that men are more successful than women in committing suicides? Ladies, can you gals do anything right?"

"Love is a game where you try to balance an increasingly unstable structure before it crashes down. No wait nvm those are Jenga instructions"

"A guy walks into a bar... A guy walks into a bar and asks ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"". The bartender replies ""No we only have plain."""

"A giraffe walks into a bar And says ""Hey everybody the high balls are on me!"""

"What does a hawk call a high ledge A *falcony!*"

"What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak? A T-Bone!!!!"

"If one door closes and another one opens, seek help your house is haunted."

"Did you hear Prince's sister is inheriting his estate? There's just one problem... She's just like their mother, so she's never satisfied."

"Someone called me ma'am today and all of my books turned to large print!"

"PSA for vacationing families: Don't let your kids play PokemonGo at Disney. They'll get eaten by wild Feraligatrs."