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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow with no sense of humor ? A feminist"
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"The Riddler always struck me as the Batman villain most likely to have been a pickup artist."
"Overweight people know they're overweight, tall people know they're tall, why is it that stupid people don't know what they are?"
"An egg sits perfectly balanced on the apex of a roof, the wind blows south, which way does the egg fall? Down. The egg falls down."
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, since he's too short to be an ese."
"[car dealership] ""it's just like walking, except now you have to move your mass AND this 2,000lb vehicle."" fred flintstone: i'll take it!"
"I've been reading a book about anti gravity I just can't put it down!"
"Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead."
"Now with all the kids outside, playing Pokemon..... Dads and moms can stay inside playing Pokemom."
"I saw Death walking out of my house today... I guess Grandma won. Again."