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Joke of the Day
"What's the most influental animal rights philosopher? Karl Barx"
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"I like my women like I like my music collection... Large, dark, illegal and mostly unlistened to."
"Holy shit, just invented the funnest work game ever. Go get on the phone with men but call them ma'am. Listen as they deepen their voices."
"If ADHD is heritable, is it therefore energenetic?"
"What is E.T. short for? Hes got wee legs"
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"Why do people love working at yogurt factories? Because of the culture!"
"My PhD student claims to have made a breakthrough in hyperbolic mathematics Turns out he was just exaggerating"
"Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years."
"How do you eat a bald pussy? You remove her diaper first."