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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a German and a Virgin? one one appreciates good head"
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"TIFU by taking the wrong baby home from the hospital Oops, wrong bub."
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on chlamydia. The librarian says, ""You're girlfriend already has it, she said that she gave it to you."""
"You can call me xenophobic... But I think the United Nations has too many foreigners."
"How much does a Rabbi charge for circumcision? Nothing. He just keeps the tips."
"A nurse goes to the bank As she is about to sign her name on the deposit slip she pulls out a rectul thermometer, ""awww crap some asshole has my pen."""
"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those that can read binary and those that can't."
"What are a fedora tipper's three favorite pokemon? M'chop M'choke M'champ"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground Up and in the Freezer."
"How many drinks do I buy a girl if I want her to come home with me and clean up my room?"