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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a German and a Virgin? one one appreciates good head"
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"What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursELF "
"*shoots self in foot* ""Damn i like the metaphor better"""
"Teacher: You're new here aren't you what's your name? Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith"
"Q: What does a cat say when he likes something? A: It's purrrfect."
"It's so cold out, that I don't know who's just wrapping up warm and who's a ninja."
"Why do thugs play basketball? Because it teaches them to shoot, run and steal."
"What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom? Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call."
"My bucket list is just the words ""afford things"" written in orange crayon on a paper towel."
"How did Rihanna know Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles."