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Joke of the Day
"It's so cold out, that I don't know who's just wrapping up warm and who's a ninja."
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"I need constant reassurance, right?"
"She was wetter than a down syndromes chin."
"It would just be mean to make a joke about the woman with lumber breast implants..... Wooden Tit"
"I was going to say a StarFox joke But they were all too Corneria"
"They say every 2 out of 3 people live next door to a pedophile Not me, I live next to 2 smoking hot 8 year olds"
"Worldwide Survey A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,158,783,476 people, 95% were too lazy to actually read that number."
"My phone died, so I was forced to ""print"" a physical copy of my boarding pass, just like The Wright Brothers used to in the olden days"
"Native Americans are all pissed that we took their land when they were here first... ..but we made reservations."
"Netflix should double as a dating site and be like ""here are 9 other singles in your area that watched LOST for the past 11 hours."""