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Joke of the Day
"Teacher: You're new here aren't you what's your name? Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith"
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"Making popcorn for these Facebook movies."
"I asked God for a bike But I know God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness."
"For Halloween my husband asked me to dress up as a nurse, cause that's one of his fantasies: That we have health care."
"Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets? For identification."
"What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god? Are you Thor?"
"My daughter told she hates getting glitter on her face I told her it's far better than getting Gary Glitter on her face."
"Personally, I think the title of ""World Champions"" is ridiculous. This is America, we're Universe Champions!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !"
"[Spelling Bee] Judge: Your word is 'babe' Bee: B-A-E J: Sorry. There's another 'B' Bee: WHAT! WHERE? *goes crazy* *stings Judge* *dies*"