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Joke of the Day

"What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument? He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away."

"Knock Knock Who's there Daisy Daisy who Daisy me rollin', they hatin'"

"What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds? There's 20 of them."

"She's a perfect 10 A 4 with a 6-pack under her arm."

"What did one snow man say to the other? Smells like carrots"

"If clinical depression was a sound, it would be two people trying to talk at the same time during a conference call."

"What's a Pedophile's favorite brand of shoe? White Vans"

"In olden times it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar. Since then weddings have been held there and times haven't changed at all!"

"I'm not one to brag about my Press exposure but yes, it's true what they're saying in my local paper. I am selling my couch"

"Saying that you were touched by Jesus... ...is a completely different story in a Mexican prison."