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Joke of the Day

"""What did you like best about your last job?"" ""Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."""

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"[keeps slapping empty glass ketchup bottle until the entire cafe is silent]"
"Hospital When checking a patient in for surgery, he said he was a mechanic. I said, ""Good, the surgeon likes that because you understand when there are parts left over."""
"What do you say to a girl with small tits? NOTHING!"
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