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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a girl with small tits? NOTHING!"
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"My previous relationship was like a presidential term. It aged me prematurely and my replacement was elected two months before I was officially out of office!"
"Who's a modern pirate for the 21st century? Neckbeard!"
"What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!"
"Idiot college called, they want there mascot back."
"I'm not an expert on masturbation, but I hold my own."
"The end of the month is like stubbing your little toe in the dark. You're probably broke and there's nothing you can do about it."
"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog."
"What did Quasimodo say while being whipped Beats me, but I have a hunch!"
"You laugh because you think it's a joke. I laugh because you think I'm joking."