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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock ""who's there?"" interrupting cow with alzheimer's disease ""interrupting cow with alzheimer's disease who?"" knock knock ""who's there?"" moooooooooo ::silence::"

"Why did my jizz cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning."

"Why is school like a boner? It's long and hard...unless you're asian."

"A boy goes to his parents to tell them something ""Mom, Dad. I'm gay."" His father then turns to him and says ""Hi Gay, I'm 100 Dollars Richer!"", while recieving money from the mom."

"What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday? to be alone with his thots"

"Why was the blind guy always so happy? He couldn't see any reason not to be!"

"My wife just emailed me asking if we had any moving boxes I told her no... All of our boxes are still. That's why we purchased them from a stationary store."

"""Are you on Facebook?"" ""No, but I'm on.. (don't say twitter, don't say twitter) ..Mescaline"" (Nailed it)"

"[Pickup] got a dank sub woofer for $100 today whoops wrong sub"

"A necklace and a little plane on it. The man was staring at the little plane on the woman's necklace The woman: Do you like the plane? The man: No! I like the airport."