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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee horny"
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"Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman? He never delivered."
"What did one hat say to the other? ""You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."""
"There are four things that you can look at into infinity. A flowing water, blazing fire, a woman parking her car, and - in one case - the ceiling of the mausoleum."
"What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer? Litterbox."
"""No! Don't go into the church! Nooo!"" ""Honey, what movie are you watching?"" ""Our wedding video."""
"You hear the one about the Blind Prostitute? You gotta hand it to her"
"Make sure to tip your waitress. It's pretty funny when they fall over."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrari? With a porcupine, the prick is on the outside."
"I used to joke and tell people I had STDs after intercourse But I had to change it! So now I joke and say I don't have any before."