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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee horny"
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"Trying to screw with my friend by making him into a meme Please Share this. https://imgflip.com/i/p7bm5"
"50 Shades of Spalding Gray 7 years of decay and the East River."
"I realized I was maybe not the best listener when a friend had to come out to me twice."
"[Horrible Joke] Why did the pretzel maker break his PC? He was too salty. (Overwatch competitive)"
"Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said ""Watch out for worms won't you!"" The first one replied ""Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."""
"Turning water into wine is pretty cool but turning kale and celery into $9.50 is a miracle"
"Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids? Because pulling out is work!!!"
"Me: [getting stabbed by criminal] buddy this seems illegal"
"My biggest weakness has been that I get attached very quickly. ~Superglue, probably.."