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Joke of the Day
"why are fish good astronauts? They love trouter space!"
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"How do you come out of a closet like a true redditor? You get confused."
"[sitting at a table] Wife: writes number on paper and slides it across. Me: crosses out and writes new number *thermostat negotiations*"
"You guys want to hear a Milli Vanilli joke?"
"Me: ..and a small sprite. McDonald's Girl: Want a large? All sizes are only $.99 Me: I ASKED FOR SMALL YOU DIABETES PEDDLER ok gimme a large"
"What do gamers plant in their garden? Skill trees! **Dances wildly with top hat and cane**"
"Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done."
"Why was the sprout farmer so assertive? He was an alfalfa male."
"Tried to sign up to a website the other day... I put my password as ""beef stew"" It said password not stroganoff."
"What candy is traditionally served at a Jewish wedding. Mazel toffee."