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Joke of the Day
"Fizzy drinks are Soda-sgusting *bad dum tiss*"
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"What's a toads favorite drink? Croaka-cola"
"A real ice cream truck would have melted by now."
"Hello I'm Janardhan and I just had sex with a hedgehog. It was a little prickly at first but then I stopped masturbating and just went for it."
"I hate it when I think I'm buying ORGANIC vegetables but when I get home I discover they're just REGULAR donuts."
"Tweeting angrily about issues does nothing. If you really want to make a difference, you have to get out there and sign an online petition."
"Q: Why is air a ton like sex? A: Because it's no major ordeal unless you're not getting any."
"What does a gay horse eat Haaaaayyyy!!"
"[at gym] Him: How much do you bench? Me: Way less than I couch."
"Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs? He was caught in the possession of small arms"