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Joke of the Day

"Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs? He was caught in the possession of small arms"

"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped."

"Good job on the speed traps, cops - How are the getting murdered traps coming along?"

"finds it funny when people who aren't friends in real life are friends on Facebook"

"How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed!"

"What do you call a thieving duck? A robber duck...."

"Why did the blind kid fail geometry? He didnt see the point."

"Now you can handle those nasty cuts from the comfort of your home... ... with ""Suture Self""."

"What do you call a cow masturbating in an open field? Beef-Stroke-Anoff"

"What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on? *squash*"