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Joke of the Day
"What's a toads favorite drink? Croaka-cola"
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"After an attempted mugging a few months ago I decided to start carrying a knife... now my muggings are a lot more successful"
"Just got nominated for an Oscar for my role as ""man surprised his credit card was declined"""
"Why Make Your Bed? MOM: Make your bed! KID: Why make my bed if I'm gonna sleep in it again tonight? MOM: Why wipe your ass if your gonna poop again? KID: O_O"
"What's funnier than a turd burg? Two turd burgs, fuck face!"
"Starting to reconsider the Supreme Court decision... what are these lesbian newlyweds going to do with all the sandwiches they make if they always eat out?"
"What does a gay horse eat? hAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAyyyy! . . . . . . What does a gay pirate eat? . . . . . **GAY PIRATE FOOD, ARR!!!**"
"/r/jokes has the most original content on reddit! That's it."
"Whenever I work out, I wear a push-up bra so I can do more push-ups. If I didn't, it'd be so embarrassing and people would laugh at me."
"Where's the best place to find a dog with no legs? Where you left it"