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Joke of the Day

"A real ice cream truck would have melted by now."

"You know you're married when you find her sexier with clothes on."

"I often use ""unnecessary"" quotation marks."

"I dumped my boyfriend with a lazy eye. Turns out he was seeing chicks on the side."

"a good dentist and a bad dentist finds out about a new candy store opening good dentist: oh man, i hope the people who go there brush and floss regularly bad dentist: ALRIGHT!!! job security!"

"I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?"

"I went to a zoo that only had dogs It was a shit zoo."

"What did Victoria say to the tailor? I'm a Taylor too."

"What do you call a pile of blessed black waist sashes? A Benedictine Cumberbatch."

"What did 0 say to 8? hey, nice belt!"