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Joke of the Day
"A real ice cream truck would have melted by now."
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"What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber? He was petrified."
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"I was told insence would help me catch Pokemon But no matter how many times I make out with my sister, I'm still not getting any Pokemon"
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"I like Ouija boards It's the only game I can still play with grandma."
"What did James Potter say to his wife when she told him she's been cheating with one of his friends ? ARE YOU FUCKING SIRIUS ?"
"Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission? Because she prefers to drive stick!"
"What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died? Well I'll be damned!"