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"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A ""Roman"" Catholic"
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"[Original] What do you call it when two Cox company vehicles pull into your driveway? Double penetration."
"What does a Gynecologist and a Pizza Boy have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it"
"I like to pretend I'm on ""American Idol"" by holding a piece of paper with a number on it and running out of a room like an idiot."
"Stop calling hurricanes names, you're just giving them the attention that they want"
"I keep getting claustrophobic in elevators. I've been taking steps to avoid it."
"*stands near cute dude in store* ME [pretending to be on my phone]: PLEASE doctor, when will I be cured of my no gag reflex problem *winks*"
"What does a clock do when it's hungry? Goes back four seconds."
"Light a fire for a man and he'll be warm for an hour... light him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Claude ! Claude who ? Claudework Orange !"