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Joke of the Day

"I keep getting claustrophobic in elevators. I've been taking steps to avoid it."

"Miss Piggy can be a such a hamful to deal with"

"Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will be a pizza history. Edit: Thank you for getting this on the front page!"

"Growing up, mum was always like a beautiful bird. She would fly away and when she returned many hours later she would puke everywhere."

"There was an accident involving 2 cars in mexico 17 people were injured."

"When fighting clowns, never hesitate. Go straight for the juggler."

"Writing a good joke is an art form and some of you need to stick to coloring books."

"I bought these shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."

"My biggest fear is laughing at a joke I didn't understand and someone asks me to explain it to them."

"Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle."