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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Claude ! Claude who ? Claudework Orange !"
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"What does a fish say when it runs into a wall? Damn!"
"There are three ways to spread news telegram, television and tellawoman."
"What do you call a lost crayon? a Strayola"
"How can you tell your sister is on her period? Your dad's cock tastes like blood."
"Why is russian roulette bad for parties? It kills the mood ."
"Q: What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday? A: Chump day."
"""Why are all the good ones either married, gay or the Son of God?"" - Mary Magdalene."
"My Dad wrote an ok joke Dad: You know Trump just wants to be a penis potato. Me: ...What? Dad: He wants to be a Dick-tator"
"What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple? Finding half a caterpillar in your apple"