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Joke of the Day
"What does a clock do when it's hungry? Goes back four seconds."
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"My mother always says make the little things in life count. Tomorrow I'm gonna run free math seminars for midgets"
"Jesus loves you... ...with his whole mouth."
"My son just handed me a duck & a pig from his puzzle & smiled as if that made us ""even"" for all the food/clothing I've given him."
"Me: Do you think its strange to talk to yourself? Me: No."
"Knock Knock Batman: Who's there? Alfred: Not your parents. :D"
"What's another word for knowing that you're right? Woman"
"Psychic wanted: You know where to apply."
"woman on death row Warden: ""What would you like for your last meal?"" Woman: ""I don't know, what do you want?"""
"How do we know Jesus turned water into wine at parties? Because if he turned the **wine** into **water** someone would have kicked the shit out of him."