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Joke of the Day
"Di you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel peace prize? He was outstanding in his field"
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"What subreddit is the same as a recycling machine and will disappoint people [removed] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Yesididjustcombine2jokes"
"*Godzilla smashing Tokyo & eating people. After destroying an asylum he suddenly dies* 60s cop1: what happened 60s cop2: haha nut allergy"
"The link in the text.... Stolen Bull semen. http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2016/01/22/nearly-50000-in-bull-semen-stolen-from-turlock-truck/"
"What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day? Dino-sore"
"I saw a sign that said ""Watch for Children"" and thought to myself, ""Sounds like a fair trade."""
"The past, the present, and the future... The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar together. It was tense."
"There must be a child in my rectum.... 'Cause you're kiddin' my ass!"
"What's the opposite of Kathmandu? Dogwomandon't."
"Are you nerd ? Yesterday at social get together I was explaining to my friend how android is better than iOS in many respect. A girl in group says, ""Are you that cool nerd guy?"" I replied, ""Yum"""