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Joke of the Day
"What's the opposite of Kathmandu? Dogwomandon't."
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"Tickle me Elmo was recalled They forgot to give him two test tickles."
"Chuck Norris checks his facebook on a typewriter."
"Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet? Because the 'p' is silent."
"A friend and I are walking down the street When we see a dog laying in the yard , licking his balls. My friend says ""I wish I could do that!"". I told him "" I bet that dog would bite you!"""
"Dettol went to GERMANY Now its called ANY."
"my favourite one-liner a seal walks into a club."
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"In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to fuck with you."
"I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide alarm... ...the loud ringing noise from it was giving me a headache and making me dizzy."