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Joke of the Day
"There must be a child in my rectum.... 'Cause you're kiddin' my ass!"
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"I watch ""2 Girls, 1 Cup"" for the articles."
"""YOLNT"" -Cats"
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"Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day."
"I pushed a hipster down the stairs today... He's still Tumbling!"
"A shark walks into a bar, and the bartender leaves because sharks are dangerous."