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Joke of the Day
"There must be a child in my rectum.... 'Cause you're kiddin' my ass!"
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"8.7328917415 The cube root of all evil."
"I haven't pooped in a couple weeks I'm not constipated, I'm just procrapstinating"
"What's Hodor's favorite cereal? Raisin Bran"
"My GOD there is nothing on earth I want to eat more than this Bath & Body Works candle"
"Sorry my diet made me slap the oreo out of your toddler's hand and scream ""NOT TODAY SATAN!"""
"What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight."
"Since it would take human contact to get Ebola. Everyone on Twitter is safe."
"What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son? He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's."
"What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common? They both look good until they hit the ice."