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Joke of the Day

"What subreddit is the same as a recycling machine and will disappoint people [removed] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Yesididjustcombine2jokes"

"Broke a light bulb today. Seven years of bad ideas?"

"I went to a zoo yesterday... but they only had one dog! it was a shitzu (shit zoo)"

"How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool? Say ""hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"""

"I like to intentionally barge into guys wearing camo and then look around bewildered like I have no idea what I just ran into."

"new joke I know this deaf musician, he plays a keyboard with one hand... and sings with the other"

"Did you hear of the guy who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? He just could not explain it! Then it dawned on him."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. On my penis."

"What do a dead fish and dog shit have in common? They are both front-page material on reddit"

"Perfect relationships exist in thoughts, movies, and Facebook timelines."