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Joke of the Day
"Isis released a statement saying, ""Fuck Tom Brady!"" Turns out they heard that he is the G.O.A.T."
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"Make love not war... Or do both - get married."
"What is the Funniest Joke You Can Think of Make it hilarious please."
"What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory? Two test tickles."
"I have finally figured out how to clone a human being! Needless to say, I am beside myself."
"First rule of double entendre club is please let us know if you're coming"
"[watching lion king] TIMON: hakuna matata ME: *whispering to date* that means no worries TIMON: it means no worries ME: see?"
"I used to have a job involving crushing cans....... It was soda pressing!"
"I went to my doctor without any money and begged If you fix this diarrhea I'll do you a solid."
"What do you call a midget clown that juggles? A Juggalo"