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Joke of the Day

"What is the Funniest Joke You Can Think of Make it hilarious please."

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"I had an appointment to get my gender reassignment surgery... ...but the doctor left me hangin'"
"Barksy, it's like Banksy, but he's a dog. Now I just sit back and watch the retweets roll in."
"Did you hear about the angry pancake!? Well one day he ***flipped***!!!"
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked"
"Never trust a man wearing more than 0 necklaces"
"Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans."
"""I bet you I can get people to buy the shirt from a game they don't even know how to play."" -Ralph Lauren"
"I heard that a few of the /r/Science mods also moderate /r/Jokes... [deleted]"
"I wear the same 2 Halloween costumes every year. I start off as a ""ghost"" and end up as a ""drunk ghost that needs a ride home."""