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Joke of the Day
"Dark humor is like food in North Korea Not everyone gets it."
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"I think Christmas is made for Mexicans only... ...why else would you wish Merry Christmas to every Juan!? *badumtss*"
"How do you make a fire with two sticks? You make sure one is a match !"
"What happened to the concussed gravedigger? He lost the plot."
"One atom asks a hipster atom, ""Hey, did you lose an electron?"" The hipster atom replies, ""No, I'm just being ionic."""
"With my wife it was sex, sex, sex... Yes, three times in 35 years"
"Has anyone else noticed that the symbol ""&"" looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?"
"""Your present is too big and weirdly shaped to wrap. Oh! What if I buried it in the yard?!"" -me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no."
"Boss: Why are you late? Me: Why are you so obsessed with me?"
"""Twitter got hacked by some idiot in the projects. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, hide ya husband too, 'cause they hackin' everybody out here."""