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Joke of the Day
"What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory? Two test tickles."
Next Joke
"I met a really unfriendly Christian outside the church the other day. Told me to call him Mr Bale and shut the fuck up during filming."
"There's a cricket living outside my apartment. I'm all ""Cricket, it's winter, shouldn't you die?"" and he's all ""Chirp!"" and we laugh."
"What 20th century composer would make the best bartender? Philip Glass. (fill up glass)"
"LOL there's like 20 guys w/ ""Female Body Inspector"" windbreakers that's hilarious they're seizing my hard drive & business records LMAO"
"Why haven't we sent a woman to the moon? It doesn't need cleaning"
"The relationship between a man and a woman is psychological. She's a psycho and he's logical."
"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin!"
"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass? Mechanic."
"What's the hardest part of a cabbage to eat? The wheelchair."