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Joke of the Day

"Study reveals 20% of men kiss wife goodbye when they leave the house. 80% of men kiss house goodbye when they leave their wife. Conclusion. Want to keep your house, start kissing your wife."

"What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law? One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year."

"Patient: Doctor my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too. Patient: Good you should come and see my collection. I've got hundreds of them."

"reminder that Pop Secret was initially very poorly translated in Japan, where it was called ""Deceptions of the Father"""

"If you're cold, stand in the corner It's usually 90 degrees"

"How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim? He was glad he ate her."

"George invited all his friends for a no-masturbation get-together They came within the hour."

"Did you hear the one about the man who got swallowed by a whale? Turns out he survived by running all the way to the end until he was all pooped out!"

"To the people who have lost one shoe on the side of the road... Are you okay? How does that even happen?"

"What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon? The Bear Glare."