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Joke of the Day
"I'm currently standing in the 12 items or less line, holding 16 items, freaking the fuck out."
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"What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married? You cant-elope!"
"The Best Knock Knock Joke All Day! Fuck you Chad."
"Accidentally drew my eyebrows on too dark and thick and now I live on Sesame Street with Ernie."
"Just been reading how more people die from choking on sweets' packaging than the sweets themselves. Gums don't kill people, wrappers do."
"Do you have something against black people?!?!!? Yes, an alarm system."
"Taken 4: How does this shit keep happening"
"Why did the bike fall over Because it was two tired"
"Remember those days when using ""protection"" meant wearing your helmet?"
"Why does Donald Trump and illegal Mexicans have in Common? They're both not wanted by the Republican Party."