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Joke of the Day

"Why do stoners love couches? Because of their 'cush'ions!"

"That sunken Nazi submarine they just found is a lot like my girlfriend Dead and full of seamen"

"My roadside emergency kit is a black wig, a disco ball and a bottle of vodka. Might as well have fun while I wait to be murdered."

"What's black and is on top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a housefire."

"""Maybe like a tiny bed for your face."" - pillow pitch meeting"

"This PS4 Pirate Simulator game is rubbish! Bringing your ship into harbour is a nightmare! I guess it's just a bad port."

"What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet? The Tie of the Igor."

"TIL of a Native American doctor who has successfully treated cancer for hundreds of individuals. They call him Chemo Savvy."

"I saw a guy in a Prius run out of gas... instead of giving him a ride,, I sent him positive energy & world peace cause that means more to him"

"Why is milk so fast? Because it's pasteurized before you see it!"