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Joke of the Day

"I always felt sorry for homeless gay people They have no closet to come out of."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because he's a fucking creep"

"True love is when they look at you, see you're batshit insane, and love you anyway."

"My sister's zodiac sign was cancer, which is really ironic to how she died She got squashed by a giant fucking crab"

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his arse"

"Superman: I hate your Bat Cave! I can't get cell service Batman: Your carrier sucks Superman: Oh yeah, who do you use? Batman: Bat Mobile"

"I always envisioned Hermione as a burly, middle-aged Italian fellow, so imagine my surprise when the films revealed her to be a little girl."

"Which African country has the most obese inhabitants? Burkina Fatso"

"After record breaking single day sales at Chic-Fil-a amid the same sex controversy today CEO of Jack in the Box Ted Fuller said he ""hates Jews and Mexicans."""

"I was going down on this guy.......... ..... He started playing with my hair. I mean, what a homo, right?"