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Joke of the Day
"A blind guy walks into a bar *thud*"
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"Why couldn't the sailors play cards? Because the Captain was stood on the deck!"
"My money box is empty... No change there."
"How do you feel about euthanasia? I think we can exploit them by increasing our amount of sweatshops."
"I told Stephen Hawking a joke once... ...he couldn't stand it."
"Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil."
"What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets."
"One day you'll find someone who loves you for you. Someone with low, low, super way low standards. Lower than what you're thinking right now"
"What does a Hot Pepper and a Prostitute have in common? Your dick burns like hell after you stick it in. Side Note: I just realized how much I love prostitute jokes."
"When I'm furious at another driver I roll down my window, thrust my head out & whisper ""wow you drive really inconsiderate"" into the wind"