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Joke of the Day
"My money box is empty... No change there."
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"The love I feel for my family is always constant. My tolerance is another matter."
"Al Pacino's brother is steaming that his parents... named him Cap."
"Kinda cool how they based an entire country off of Mexican food."
"Hey I'm in jail on the police station for having an ugly face..... Can you please come over and show them they got the wrong person?"
"You know how I feel when I had sex with a rather large girl before she became extremely attractive? It's okay, because I fucked her before it was cool. *Throws on hipster glasses*"
"What do you get when you pour root beer into a square glass? Beer"
"What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla? People actually care if a gorilla dies."
"Whenever I'm naked in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on."
"Am I the only one that tests ""forever"" postage stamps by smothering them with a pillow?"