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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the sailors play cards? Because the Captain was stood on the deck!"

"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away."

"What's the stupidest, most useless comment that can still earn you some karma? This"

"As a man, I bleed once a month too. When I floss."

"Some choices are easier than others: An emergency doctor's appt vs a much needed hair appt. At least if I die my hair will be cute."

"So my wife walked in on me blowdrying my crotch... And asked me what I was doing. ""Just warming up breakfast for you, honey."" First post, hope I'm doing this right."

"Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed."

"One thing's for sure: People who don't know the difference between ""Your"" and ""You're"" and ""To"" and ""Too"" have strong opinions on Facebook."

"The Mexican Magician A Mexican magician declares that he will disappear on the count of three. He begins to count, ""uno, dos..."" *POOF* The magician vanished without a tres."

"So everybody hates Crocs yet the company is worth $2 billion!Some of you f*ckers are lying!"