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Joke of the Day
"An old white man in a beard bestowing gifts from the sky? Please."
Next Joke
"Why do authors subtitle their books, ""A Novel"". Did someone look at their book one day and say ""I thought this was a sandwich?"""
"I was cooking a dish with onions in it and my friend cried. I only now realized recently that she wasn't raising that dog for food."
"How do you quadruple the capacity of a gay bar? Turn all the stools upside down. (Not trying to offend anyone, just a raunchy joke I heard from my GFs dad)"
"Just look at the one picture I show you on my phone. Don't scroll to the next one."
"Q. Why is the book ""Women Who Love Too Much"" a disappointment for many men? A. No phone numbers."
"Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes WHACK! ""Damn."" A bad skydiver goes ""Damn."" WHACK!"
"How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit."
"Some call it drug abuse. I say the drugs get what they deserve."
"My 2yr old pointed at my crotch and said, ""Big pee pee!"" I'm taking him with me everywhere I go from now on."